For whatever reason I thought it adventurous of me to get a mini van and drive to DC and back to Chicago.... IN TWO DAYS!!
Yea yea yea I know... I was kinda wyllin... but I did it!!!
and yes contrary to what Chuck may try to tell you... I drove 99.6% of the time... I'm a road warrior with a 130 dollar speeding ticket lolz... and it went a lil somethin like this:
>>"MA'AM THIS IS NOT A SPEED WAY"
>> "I'M SORRY I WAS DOING 94 MR. OFFICER, BUT I WAS JUST MOVING WITH THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC"
>>"MA'AM YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE ON THE ROAD"
>>"ONE MUST LEAD BY EXAMPLE"
>>>WHY IS PENNSYLVANIA FULL OF MOUNTAINS AND WHY DO THEY OWN THE WORLDS LARGEST BIG MAC...
>>I DIDNT GO SEE IT BUT WE'LL STOP NEXT TIME WHEN YOU COME ALONG!
>>>WHY DO ONLY UGLY PPL WORK AT REST STOPS
>>>IS IT A REQUIREMENT???
>>>I LISTENED TO GRADUATION THE WHOLE WAY TO DC...
>>> FALLING ROCK IS A WARNING, NOT A NICKNAME
>>>DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A LAW IN SAN FRANSISCO THAT SAYS THAT NO PERSONS CLASSIFIED AS UGLY CANNOT WALK ON THE STREETS AT ANY TIME....
>>THATS SO DECK!
>>>I MADE UP MY OWN LANGUAGE ON THE TRIP... DONT BE A LUNCH BOX..
>>>MCDONALDS PLAY PLACES ARE THE BEST
>>WHY DOESNT CHICAGO HAVE SWEET TEA??>ARE WE NOT COUNTRY ENUFF???
>>>HOW DO U DRIVE FROM DC AND JUST HAPPEN TO END UP ON NORTH AVENUE???
WOOOO DID U GET ALL THAT....LOLZ
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